Haha Bollywood

scotchtrooper:

Important Catnip PSAs

Not even once.

(via breadcats)

I’m a woman. I think. I hate. I lie. I cheat. I’m not a virgin. I’m not a whore. Because, you know, women aren’t either virgins or whores – they are a complex mix of both. We have vices and virtues. We are not White or Black, we are fifty thousand shades of grey. We are complex. We are human. We have urges, as natural as yours. 

Sometimes, we don’t have them too. You cannot police us. We do not owe anything to you. You do not own us. We are beautiful, we are ugly. We are saints, we are murderers. We are everything; we can be everything, a complex mix of everything.

Accept it; deal with it, live with it.

I’m afraid of Americans

silvermoon822:

TRUE DAT MISTA B

I can’t express the happiness you brought me yesterday, Mr B!

(via crazyunclebowie)

Can I call work and tell them its a religious holiday and I can’t come in.